We are riting this Laff Link for our Nana. Shes Tina. Wen we come to stay at her house for a cupple weeks she getz prety bizzy. She teezed us and told us to help her out by riting her Laff Link for her. We teezed her back and told her to Go Jump in the Lake. So she did! And she stayed there. We can see her floteing on her flotey!
So as a serprize we are now going to rite abowt what she and Lena have tawt us. Its that People Love to Laff at Jokes, speshally kidz. And just so you know, kidz love peeple who tell jokes. So here are a fu of our favrits you can tell kidz who are your relativs and other kidz you just like.
Nock! Nock!
Whoze there?
Lettice.
Lettice who?
Let us in, its hot outside.
You like that one? Heres another.
Nock! Nock!
Whoz there?
Boo Hoo.
Boo Hoo who? (That’s fun to say, Boo Hoo who?)
You dont need to cry abowt it. Its just a joke.
So then, just ask a kid…
Hey, _______, is your frijerater runing?
When thay say Yes, and they will cuz frigerators are always running, you say
Well, you better go catch it!
What kind of bear doznt have any teeth?
A gummy bear.
Who is a babys favrit singer?
Lady Ga Ga.
Thez are ‘Why Did The _______ Cros The Rode Jokes’ we think youll like.
Why did the gum cros the rode?
Cuz it was stuk to the chikinz foot.
Why did the wale cros the rode?
To get to the other tide!
Why did the chiken cros the kichin?
To-eat, To-eat, To-eat!
Sum more kid pleezerz…
What did the daddy bee say wen he got home from werk?
Huney, Im home!.
How do bees get to skool?
On a skool buzz.
What do pigs do wen they get home from skool?
Thay do there ham werk.
What do you get wen 2 gees bump in to each other?
Goos Bumps!
What did the snail say wen it rode on the turttlez back?
Wheeeeee! (Its cuz he thot he was going so fast, get it?)
Well, that shoud get you started twardz being the kool unkle or the funest lady at church or the most popular guy in the nayborhood or the FUN Grandma or Grandpa or Mom or Dad.
If you want some more jokes you can tell even older peepl, come to a fair wher Tina & Lena are performing. There full of jokes. We’ll get are Nana to tipe in her cownty fair days and other shows coming up after this.
Maybe see you at the Fair,
Aspen & Mia
July 31 110th Town Celebration, Astoria, SD
Aug. 2 Lutheran Island Camp, Henning, MN
Aug. 6-7 Freeborn Co. Fair, Albert Lea, MN
Aug. 8 Big Stone Co. Fair, Clinton, MN
Aug. 13-14 Royal Red Hatters, Loveland, CO
Aug. 20 Martin Co. Fair, Fairmont, MN
Aug. 21 Bethlehem Lutheran Church Ladies Brunch, Lakefield, MN
See www.Tina-Lena.com for details
Tina/Sue 320.760.9777 Lena/Annette 651.491.5795
